Thanks to Teacher Begum for passing on this joke.
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the
life of little girl'.
The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman answers.
'But I am not an American!' - says the man.
Oh, what are you then?'
The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'
The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent American dog'
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