Strangely, this reminds me of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's refrain, "... for me to poop on!" as in, "That's a really nice dress... FOR ME TO POOP ON!" only in this case it would be, "... in Pakistan!": "Gender and Education... in Pakistan!" Maybe it needs a rim-shot after each one to make the point: "Language and Politics... in Pakistan!" ba-RUM-bum!
I suspect this is only actually funny in my sleep-deprived little mind.
I recently moved to Pakistan to teach Kindergarten in a new American-style school for Pakistani kids. This means that in English I'm forever speaking in the first person plural ("Today we learned to grow plants!"), and in Urdu I sound like a two-year-old ("DSL kharab hai? Lal bijli kyu?" "The DSL is bad? Red light why?").
bara: twelve/twelfth (not to be confused with 'bara' meaning 'big')
Baree Eid: Big Eid, aka Eid ul-Zuha, or Eid al-Adha for those of you who speak Arabic
Begum: Respectful way to address a woman; Mrs., ma'am, or wife
bhen: sister
bhi: too, as well
bijli: electricity or electric light
biryani: a yummy (and spicy) aromatic rice dish made with chicken
chai khana: tea shop
channeh: beans
chappals: sandals, especially flip-flop style sandals, often fancy and decorated with beads or sequins
chirriah: bird/sparrow
choogley: back-biting
choti: little, small
churria: bangles
daal: a sort of stew made from lentils
dhobi: launderer/washerman (or woman)
dhol: big drum
dholki: mid-sized drum; also the drumming usually done for wedding celebrations
dupatta: large, usually colorful rectangle of fabric, about 7 feet long, that Pakistani women typically wear wrapped over their hair and chest. Women who don't cover their hair generally wear it as an accessory, draped in a 'v' with the ends fluttering behind them.
firni: sweet pudding made with rosewater
gadger: carrot
ghobi: cabbage or cauliflower
gulab jaman: sweet fried donut-hole-type thing, soaked in sugar syrup
Habibeh: [Arabic] Sweetheart or My Love; "Habibti" for girls and women
halva puri: sweet semolina mush scooped up with flat fried dough. Usually eaten for breakfast
Iftari: meal that ends the day's fast during Ramzan.
jummah: Friday; also the congregational prayers said at the mosque on Friday afternoon
kela: banana
khala: maternal aunt
Khanoum: [Persian] ma'am, lady (not actually used in Pakistan, as far as I know)
kheer: rice pudding with pistachios
kon: who (is it)?
maghreb: the prayer said just before sunset
mera/meri: my
murghey: chicken (if dead) / hen (if alive)
naan: flat bread (thick)
nam: name
namaz: prayer
nehin hai: there is not
nehin: no/not
palek: spinach
Rabi-ul-Awwal: the third month in the Islamic calendar
raita: yoghurt dipping sauce, usually with spices in it
roti: flat bread (thin, rather like a wheatflour tortilla)
saag: pureed mustard greens
Sahib: Respectful way to address a man; gentleman, sir, or Mr.
Sahiba: Respectful way to address a woman; Ma'am or lady
salat: the five daily prayers Muslims offer to G-d
Sehri: pre-sunrise meal before the day's Ramzan fast.
shaadi: wedding; I believe the word is taken from Hindu culture
shukria: thank you
tik hai/TK: Okay
wallah: one, as in "the one [person] with the vegetables/milk/shoes." The number one is 'ayk.'
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Strangely, this reminds me of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's refrain, "... for me to poop on!" as in, "That's a really nice dress... FOR ME TO POOP ON!" only in this case it would be, "... in Pakistan!": "Gender and Education... in Pakistan!" Maybe it needs a rim-shot after each one to make the point: "Language and Politics... in Pakistan!" ba-RUM-bum!
I suspect this is only actually funny in my sleep-deprived little mind.
Well my little mind is also sleep-deprived at the moment so I thought it was hilarious.
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